if you read, you'll judge.

the one with "SLAM POETRY!! DIRECT ORDERS"

2009-11-03T21:42:00.002+08:00

You have been given a direct order to rock the fuck out.

Rock out like you were just given the last rock and roll album on earth and the minutes are counting down to flames.

Rock out like you just won both showcase showdowns.

Rock out like the streets are empty except for you, your bicycle and your headphones.

Rock out like your lips, which are placed onto a breakdancing muse with legs that go all the way up.

Rock out like you’ll never have to open a textbook again.

Rock out like you get paid to disturb the peace.

Rock out like music is all that you got.

Rock out like you’re standing on a rooftop and the city’s as loud and glowing as a river below you.

Rock out like the plane is going down, there are 120 people on board, and 121 parachutes.

Rock out like the streets and the books are all on fire and the only way it can be extinguished is by doin’ the electric slide.

Rock out like it’s Saturday afternoon and Monday is a national holiday.

Rock out like somebody’s got a barrel pointed at your temple saying ‘Rock out like your life depended on it, fool,‘ because it does.

Rock out like your eyes are fading but you still got your ears. But you don’t know for how long so rock out like 5 o’clock time, make pop-in-lot time.

Rock out like you got pants full of tokens and nothing to do but everything.

Rock out like you are the international ski-ball champion of the entire universe.

Rock out like you just escaped an evil orphanage to join a Russian circus.

Rock out like your hero is fallen and you are spinning your limbs until they burst into a burning fire of remembrance.

Rock out like you’re enslaved in the south and dancing is all that you have to know who you are.

Rock out like your dead grandfather just came back to take a drive with you in your new car.

Rock out like the table is full.

Rock out like the neighbors are away. Rock out like the walls won’t fall but, dammit, you’re going to die trying to make them.

Rock out like the stereo’s volume knob is the figure 8 of infinity instead of merely numbers.

Rock out like it’s raining outside and you’ve got a girl to run through it with.

Rock out like you’re playing football! Football in the mud and your washing machine is not broken.

Rock out like you throwing your window open on your honeymoon because you want the whole world to know what love is.

Rock out like you just got a book published.

Rock out like you just went to your high school reunion to find everyone, even the women, are all overweight and bald, except for the former homecoming queen, who you just found out, got divorced from her impotent husband and only has eyes for.. YOU!

Rock out like you just got a date with Heidi Klum.

Rock out like a shadow man passes behind you, drops you to your knees. You’re buckling in sweat, cold metal’s pushed to your forhead, the trigger’s pulled and the gun jams.

Rock out like you got an empty appointment book, and a full tank of gas.

Rock out like Jimi has returned carrying brand new guitar strings.

Rock out like the mangos are in season.

Rock out like the record player won’t skip.

Rock out like this was the last weekend, like these were the last words, like you don’t ever want to forget how.

-Anis Mojgani

the one with "why i like the big bang theory"

2009-10-10T21:22:00.000+08:00

"Dead is the new unambiguous. Bipolar is the new undecided. Heavily armed is the new born again. Bald is the new head... and the new crotch. Hairy is the new face. Sheepishly admitting to having STD is the new flirting. Purell is the new face of fear. Finding the time that's right for you is the new impotence. The smiley-face emoticon is the new "sincerely yours." Smoking is the new outdoorsy lifestyle. Looking forward to insanely expensive private schooling, thousand dollar a week nannies and soccer is the new yuppie birth control. Misinformed is the new patriotic. Veganism is the new "taste like chicken." Serotonin uptake inhibiting is the new crowd control. Texting is the new talking. Talking is the new singing. Singing is the new hubris. Gay marriage is the new "be careful what you wish for." And finally, and only because I really need this to catch on, fifty-seven years old is the new forty-five."

Why I like The Big Bang Theory.

the one with "the slow clock"

2009-09-22T21:36:00.002+08:00

The battery in the living room's clock was dying, so over the past week, the clocked slowed down by 10mins. I just bought batteries for the clock, I thought it'll be good that the time on the clock is 10mins faster, even though with new batteries, the time still wasn't right, and it feels like I've lost 20mins.

the one with "the mist"

2009-08-10T02:03:00.000+08:00

Imagine this.. you and four of your loved ones are at the brink of death. Everyone is trapped in a car because the fuel has ran out and there are really hungry monsters lurking outside. You have a pistol with four bullets. Because all hope is gone, everyone as a whole decided that they should commit suicide. Being the hero, you offered to shoot the rest, and then coming up with a way to kill yourself later. After shooting everyone, you cry in agony. You're thinking, "F*************K I've just killed the people i loved! Nothing could go more wrong!!!" So you open the car door. Stepped outside waiting for one of the hungry monsters to gobble you up. All of the sudden, you hear some rumbling from afar. You turn and you see a tank and military personnels with weapons killing the monsters. Hope has finally arrived. Or is it?

the one with "lewis carroll"

2009-08-09T15:39:00.000+08:00

Dear, dear! How queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle!

the one with "the quote"

2009-07-06T22:09:00.000+08:00

the one with "MJ's death"

2009-06-26T14:02:00.002+08:00

you know.. i grew up listening to his music. watching his mtvs over and over again. couldn't get tired of it. i really still can't register that he's dead! i was just listening to one of his song the other day. god damn it. kings aren't supposed to die!!! LONG LIVE THE KING!! RIP MJ.

the song i was listening to.

the one with "dancing guy!"

2009-06-14T20:55:00.001+08:00

"Dance to the beat of your own drum and others will dance with you"
someone

the one with "the random dream"

2009-06-05T22:43:00.002+08:00

well two nights ago, i had one of the weirdest dream ever! i remembered just two parts of it. but those two parts are really clear. okay here goes. please note it might sound quite random.

part 1:

i woke up at nicolle's house. she wanted me to meet her friends in the other room, so i said okay! then went over to the next room, found two model looking guys. so we started talking. then nic told me that they're really successful in their banqueting business. so i said,"really!" and they replied the weirdest shit ever. they said,"yea, we listen to a GOTH(wth) load of classical music, and we eat olives everyday(wth2)!!" and they said it with sincerity. and i replied with no hint of sarcasm,"oh wow!!"

part 2:

nic told the two model looking dudes that i had a tattoo, she went like that,"hey, he has a DISCOUNTED(wtf) tiger tattoo!" they replied,"wow! so can it fly(wtf2)?" and i replied confidently that it was the right answer,"no, but it has alot of teeth(wtf3)!!"

yea, my dreams are VERY random. but it made me laugh when i woke up!! haha.

the one with "ELF"

2009-06-03T22:27:00.002+08:00

i just watched "ELF". i wanted to watch it because it starred Zooey Deschanel!! hahah! ANYWAYS. i really liked the show!!! i think its the best christmas show ever... i think its the best because it really convinced me that MAYBE Santa's real and that his sleigh runs on the christmas spirit! haha.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! COME ON!! =)

the one with "after the TD chalet"

2009-05-09T07:29:00.001+08:00

i saw god when i saw the sunrise beneath the beautifully shaped clouds.

the one with "megan fox's a tranny!"

2009-05-05T21:00:00.002+08:00

my friend just told me megan fox was a guy.

GOD DAMNIT! she's HOT!!! now its just weird thinking she's hot.

look at her!!! i mean him! no her! no him! ... no shim!

the one with "the thirteenth floor"

2009-04-30T17:18:00.002+08:00

anyone remembered my post where i wrote my theory on how if there is a god and he's in the 4th dimension, and then there might be a 5th dimension overseeing our god's dimension? anyway i just found out there is already a film made in 1999 about this concept. haha! its called "the thirteenth floor". talks about how the humans created another reality and the creator could transfer he's conscience to another person living in the world he created. BUT he didn't know that he was also created by humans in another world, and he's just electrical signals.

i once had a conversation with someone, and i told him about this theory. he replied, "okay even if we're being governed by a so called "god" in another dimension, and that "god" has another "god" that's in control of him, we would still have to live by his rules right? if he created a heaven and hell for our dimension, we would still have to abide to the rules that if you believe him, you'll have eternal bliss in heaven, and if not suffer in hell forever, right?"

i didn't know how to reply. maybe he's right.

the one with "finished!"

2009-04-29T23:44:00.001+08:00

like jesus said on the cross. IT IS FINISHED!!

they should allow putting people on anesthetic while doing tattoo.

the one with "mel"

2009-04-27T22:44:00.000+08:00

mel, you have an ang mor boyfriend now?

the one with "wall e"

2009-03-27T04:12:00.002+08:00

i just watched wall-E and everytime they show the cockroach, my back tingles.

the one with "the first time"

2009-03-20T06:35:00.002+08:00

i went to Dbl o again last night. it was the first time my friend and i tried hitting on girls. LOL. freaking nervous. and a failed attempt. but i remembered their names, nice names. CJ and yvette! i like the name yvette.

the one with "zooey deschannel"

2009-03-02T02:51:00.003+08:00

i went to dbl O with my ns friends the other day.

highlights:

1) saw my friend got drunk and start dancing the light sticks and fire ball dance moves, but to RnB tunes.

2) some girl tapped me on my shoulder and say hello! to me, as if she knew me. she looked like Zooey Deschannel. my friends agreed. but i didnt have the balls to say hi back. this makes me wonder if i'll be single for the rest of my life.

the one with "the physiotherapist"

2009-02-05T15:03:00.002+08:00

i went to physiotherapy today. saw this indian therapist from india, and he said the funniest stuff i heard in a long long time. ya so, his english wasn't great to start with, so he was gonna loosen my knee by massaging, so he got some cream lotion thingy. applied it on my knee, so out of curiosity, i asked him what it was, and he said, "it is to lubricate my motion." WOKAY. anyway, something i saw on grace blog and decided to give it a shot!

What is your True Fear? Your Result: Disappointment You are a fun-loving, energetic, and cheerful person. You love adrenaline rushes, and going out at night. You constantly have to be having a great time to feel completely happy. Your biggest fear is not having anything to do, or having a huge disappointment/let down in your life. You hate being sad, and if something in your life suddenly went wrong it would be extremely hard for you to deal with. Just remember that everyone has to deal with hard times. Stay strong, and pretty soon your fun, party life will get right back the way it used to be.
Losing Someone
Looked down on
Being Alone
Commitment
Where Your life is Going
Death
What is your True Fear? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

btw, death looks minuscule.

the one with "Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova"

2009-01-24T15:15:00.001+08:00

Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova broke up.
dang. i guess cute couples don't last.

the one with "can't wait to watch ONCE"

2009-01-07T12:06:00.002+08:00

hear this song?! its from the OST of the show "ONCE"! and i'm downloading(legally) the show now!! CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT!!! i really like the lyric of this song! anyhow, here it is!

Falling Slowly
Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova

I don't know you
But I want you
All the more for that
Words fall through me
And always fool me
And I can't react
And games that never amount
To more than they're meant
Will play themselves out

Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice
You'll make it now

Falling slowly, eyes that know me
And I can't go back
Moods that take me and erase me
And I'm painted black
You have suffered enough
And warred with yourself
It's time that you won

Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you had a choice
You've made it now
Falling slowly sing your melody
I'll sing along

the one with "carl sagan's quote"

2009-01-06T12:53:00.003+08:00

Extinction is forever. Extinction undoes the human enterprise. Extinction makes pointless the activities of all of our ancestors back those hundreds of thousands or millions of years. Because surely if they struggled for anything, it was for the continuance of our species. And yet the paleontological record is absolutely clear. Most species become extinct. There's nothing that guarantees it won't happen to us. In the ordinary course of events, it might happen to us. Just wait long enough. A million years is quite young for a species. But we are a peculiar species. We have invented the means of our own self-destruction. And it can be argued that we show only modest disinclination to use it.

Carl Sagan

the one with "2009"

2009-01-01T17:51:00.002+08:00

today's the first day of 2009. had a blast at chien's house last night! got pushed into the pool many (many) times. hmmm. had a bit too many drinks. but what's a party without alot of drinks! haha.

anyway, i think i would like to quit smoking. i enjoy smoking, i really do! i like the feeling of the smoke going in. lol. but i came to realized that i can't always do the things that i like you know? so for the sake of my health, and my family members who can't stand me smoking. i'm gonna try to quit this year! and it starts TODAY!

Its strange i don't really have much wish.

oh ya. I'm thinking of whether to take private A levels, so i can hopefully get into arts at NUS. but but, still in the process of consideration!

gotta go back to camp later on. oh fuck. and i really like this song! but i can't find the Frank Sinatra version.

the one with "ain't life beautiful?"

2008-12-20T20:40:00.002+08:00

"Boy of 6, while his parents are sleeping, drives off in a pedal car. Found on a highway in Germany, he told the police he wanted to see the stars."

Ain't life beautiful?

the one with "where's wally?"

2008-12-13T15:29:00.002+08:00

one of my childhood loves.

where's wally?

the one with "going to the moon"

2008-12-11T14:39:00.002+08:00

NASA's gonna fly some of their men to the moon and try to stay there in the year 2020. i'll be 33 by then. i might have a family and kids and all. and when they successfully made living on the moon a reality, i'll tell my kids, "you know daddy believed it was possible to live on the moon and he even wrote about this day 12years ago."

can you imagine, due to overpopulation, you're one of the selected ones to go stay at the moon for good. and if you're the first few people, you can set up a fast food place there and call it "Moondonalds" or "Moon Fried Chicken". and in the happy meals you'll give to kids alien toys or spaceships. and you'll charge the patrons USD, but then you'll not know what to spend on because there're no shops to buy from here. can you imagine living on the moon? can you imagine living in space?

can you visualize what the world would be like 12years down the road? who knows, maybe by then, the moon would be a more desirable place to live in.

who knows. who can imagine.

the one with "love bug"

2008-11-28T22:45:00.002+08:00

i personally don't like jonas brothers. but then there's this new song, called "love bug"! i thought it was really nice! if they continue making songs like that, i might just listen to them! anyway, here's the video!

and, here's the lyrics!

Called you for the first time yesterday
Finally found the missing part of me
Felt so close but you were far away
Left me without anything to say

Now I’m speechless
Over the edge and just breathless
I never thought that I’d catch this
Love bug again
Hopeless head over heels in the moment
I never thought that I’d get hit
With this love bug again

I can’t get your smile out of my mind
I think bout your eyes all the time
Beautiful but you don’t even try
Modesty is just so hard to find

Now I’m speechless
Over the edge and just breathless
I never thought that I’d catch this
Love bug again
Hopeless, head over heels in the moment
I never thought that I’d get hit
With this love bug again

Kissed her for the first time yesterday
Everything I wished that it would be
Suddenly I forgot how to speak
Hopeless, breathless, baby can’t you see

Now I’m…
(Guitar solo!)

Yahow!!!

Now I’m speechless!
Over the edge and just breathless!
I never thought that I’d catch this!
Love bug again!
Now I’m hopeless, head over heels in the moment!
I never thought that I’d get hit!
With this love bug again!
Ohh oho

Love bug again

awesome song!

the one with "nazron"

2008-11-26T19:04:00.002+08:00

i know of this guy in camp, who has this really really weird and disgusting habit. my camp mates always make fun of him because he's just weird. So there was this day, he went to the toilet, but he took like way too long. Someone else wanted to use the toilet urgently, but there was only one cubicle left. So he knocked the door, no one answered. Soooo he jumped up and looked, lo' and behold, this weird dude, he was standing up and shitting at the same time!!!! IF YOU THINK THATS WEIRD, OH NO, THERE'S MORE!!!! And after he successfully made shit come out, he would then proceed to pick it up with his hands and place them in the toilet bowl. And when he was approached to discuss about his weird habit, he said that he couldn't shit otherwise.

the weirdest people.

the one with "POP LO"

2008-11-22T20:14:00.000+08:00

i'm now no longer at the bottom of the food chain. i'm now a private.

the one with "god wears black"

2008-11-15T21:24:00.002+08:00

i was just thinking, why do people always picture god to wear white? maybe he wears black. maybe he likes black. i think he does. he, the creator of the universe, creator of everything. created death, created sadness and you know where i'm getting. but why is black even related to all these. maybe in heaven, black's the color everyone wears. everyone loves black because it makes them look thin. maybe god's fat. and he needs a super cool black outfit to look thin. perhaps perhaps.

the one with "thinking in the 4th dimension"

2008-11-08T17:16:00.002+08:00

i just watched a video about what if we lived in a 2Dimensional world, the world where all of us are flat. and a 3Dimensional object appears, we wouldn't be able to comprehend because to us, there's only forwards, backwards, left and right, there's no up or down. SO, what if we, now living in the 3Dimensional world, are unaware that there's a 4th Dimension? Can't explain how it looks like or how it works. What if all the phenomena that's happening around the world's due to the 4th Dimension? What if the concept of god happens in the 4th dimension? What if there's a 5th dimension? Maybe what happens in the 4th dimension will affect what happen in our dimension, then in that case, nothing you do would matter, because you're not in control.

okay, that's how my brain process it. We should all stop thinking in 3 dimensions.

the one with "noch mal leben"

2008-10-25T22:45:00.002+08:00

i chanced upon this website that took pictures of people just before they died. was feeling morbid today, i don't know why! seems like death and life only makes sense when its going to happen or happening.

i don't get the "death" part, of course. but i realized neither do i know about the "life" part.

About the picture above,

Wolfgang Kotzahn
age: 57
born: 19th January 1947
first portrait taken:15th January 2004
died: 4th February 2004

There are colourful tulips brightening up the night table. The nurse has prepared a tray with champagne glasses and a cake. It’s Wolfgang Kotzahn’s birthday today. “I’ll be 57 today. I never thought of myself growing old, but nor did I ever think I’d die when I was still so young. But death strikes at any age.”

Six months ago the reclusive accountant had been stunned by the diagnosis: bronchial carcinoma, inoperable. “It came as a real shock. I had never contemplated death at all, only life,” says Herr Kotzahn. “I’m surprised that I have come to terms with it fairly easily. Now I’m lying here waiting to die. But each day that I have I savour, experiencing life to the full. I never paid any attention to clouds before. Now I see everything from a totally different perspective: every cloud outside my window, every flower in the vase. Suddenly, everything matters.”

the one with "permission"

2008-10-25T20:48:00.002+08:00

me:you know what.

you:what?

me:give up?

you:yeah sure.

the one with "damien rice grey room"

2008-10-25T18:27:00.001+08:00

Grey room.
have i still got you to be my open door?
have i still got you to be my sandy shore?
have i still got you to cross my bridge in this storm?
have i still got you to keep me warm?
...
but i've still got me to be your open door,
i've still got me to be your sandy shore
i've still got me to cross your bridge in this storm
and i've still got me to keep you warm
warmer than warm, yeah

the one with "proud to be singaporean larkin step"

2008-10-19T16:54:00.001+08:00

Lyrics
God he turned and walked away
I couldn't think of what to say
When we plane engines fall through your roof
And I broke my knee while walking down the street that I live in
While no one was passing by

Chorus:
Life comes along and it trickles down the cheeks of every beautiful boy
Time moves along and it breaks every bone in your spine

Into the flight of night
Insomnia strikes and hopes alight
We set ourselves up to fall
So we stargaze and we write down all the things that we'll do
Fall into the river our pockets full of stones
Full of stones..

Chorus:
Life comes along and it trickles down the cheeks of every beautiful boy
Time moves along and it breaks every bone in your spine

written and sung by a singaporean who got featured on youtube!
proud to be a Singaporean!

the one with "where did the ravens go"

2008-10-12T12:48:00.001+08:00

i remember there was a time when ravens flew in the skies.

the one with "a la claire fontaine"

2008-10-05T15:42:00.003+08:00

i just watched finish "the painted veil" for the second time!
superb scenery, very great sound tracks.

and my favorite song from the show! i love the lyrics!
a la claire fontaine

À la claire fontaine
(French)

À la claire fontaine,
M'en allant promener
J'ai trouvé l'eau si belle
Que je m'y suis baigné

Refrain :
Il y a longtemps que je t'aime
Jamais je ne t'oublierai

Sous les feuilles d'un chêne,
Je me suis fait sécher
Sur la plus haute branche,
Un rossignol chantait

Refrain

Chante rossignol, chante,
Toi qui as le cœur gai
Tu as le cœur à rire,
Moi je l'ai à pleurer

Refrain

J'ai perdu mon amie,
Sans l'avoir mérité
Pour un bouquet de roses,
Que je lui refusais

Refrain

Je voudrais que la rose,
Fût encore au rosier
Et que ma douce amie
Fût encore à m'aimer

Refrain
-------------------------------------------

At the Clear Fountain
(English)

At the clear fountain,
While I was strolling by,
I found the water so nice
That I went in to bathe.

Chorus
So long I've been loving you,
I will never forget you.

Under an oak tree,
I dried myself.
On the highest branch,
A nightingale was singing.

Chorus

Sing, nightingale, sing,
Your heart is so happy.
Your heart feels like laughing,
Mine feels like weeping.

Chorus

I lost my beloved,
Without deserving it,
For a bunch of roses,
That I denied her.

Chorus

I wanted the rose
To be still on the bush,
And my sweet beloved
To be still loving me.

Chorus

the one with "american beauty"

2008-10-01T18:42:00.004+08:00

"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

the one with "captive"

2008-09-20T14:24:00.003+08:00

Captive (written by johnny, inspired by army)

Got to my knees and pray
wish i could get this shit away
screaming and shoutings
tearing and snarlings
endless cries of pain
echoed through my still human brain

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

i wrote inspired by army, but i was thinking about a girl that was being held captive for a lab experiment.

the one with "no heroes"

2008-09-07T21:03:00.002+08:00

i wanna be a hero,
but i think everyone would be better off if i just be, me.

the one with "07/09/08 2nd last day"

2008-09-07T20:38:00.002+08:00

"as i close my eyes and darkness caved,
i saw the world - a lonely place.
stars fading and clouds dimming,
all that was, is erased."

johnny

i just felt like writing a poem! i don't know why all that i write about is the darker side.

2 more days and i've to enlist. didn't realized until i met my friends for dinner and drinks. took some more time to calm myself down and not be a chicken without a head.

i'm really scared that what if i go in, came out different?
what if i go in, and never even make it out?
what if i go in, and realized that i'm a misfit in society?

so many what ifs! but then i figured that i should just make the best out of everything! so anyway. should be my last post until i'm done with my basic military training, i.e. 2months!

yupyup! CARPE DIEM(means seize the day in latin) EVERYONE!!

the one with "the poem"

2008-09-06T17:19:00.001+08:00

Life is beautiful, my child,
Though many things go wrong,
And you may hear much sadness in
Its strange and lovely song.

Though friends and loved ones die, my child,
They're never really gone.
Nor more nor less than yesterday,
In you they will live on.

They will live on in you, my child,
As everything you see,
Though it must vanish, will remain
Alive in memory.

Alive in what you think and feel
And dream and say and do,
For all who ever were still are
Upon this earth in you.

the one with "forrest gump"

2008-08-30T07:39:00.002+08:00

"forrest gump achieves happiness only because he doesn't have the brains to think otherwise and actually have expectations, but so many of our problems are because we do have higher intellect and desires, which ironically makes us unhappy because we know what we are missing."

someone

which i totally agree, therefore we should all be dumber.

and i think everyone should watch the film! i.e Forrest Gump

2008-08-23T20:10:00.002+08:00

“I was watching BET one night, and they were interviewing a man about jazz music. He said jazz music was invented by the first generation out of slavery. I thought that was beautiful because, while it is music, it is very hard to put on paper; it is so much more a language of the soul … The first generation out of slavery invented jazz music. It is a music birthed out of freedom. And that is the closest thing I know to Christian spirituality. A music birthed out of freedom. Everybody sings their song the way they feel it, everybody closes their eyes and lifts up their hands.”

Donald Miller

got this quote from a book called "blue like jazz"! its an awesome book to read! and on the front cover of the book there're some subtitles saying "Non-Religious Thoughts on Christian Spirituality" haha. so its pretty funny!

the one with "at the park"

2008-08-20T21:42:00.002+08:00

iwasatthepark.allthesemelodioussoundsofthecricketsandfrogs.soundssoserenebuttheywereactually answersineverwanttohear.ithoughtitwasmendedbutthenirealiseditwasneverfixedfromthestart, ortheend.saythatthere'snoreasontobefeelingthewayifeel,buttomethere'salmosteveryreason.

the one with "When tomorrow starts without me -- David M. Romano"

2008-08-20T16:43:00.001+08:00

in the mood for a little poetry

When tomorrow starts without me -- David M. Romano

When tomorrow starts without me,
and I'm not there to see;
If the sun should rise and find your eyes,
all filled with tears for me;
I wish so much you wouldn't cry,
the way you did today,
while thinking of the many things,
we didn't get to say.

I know how much you love me,
as much as I love you,
and each time that you think of me,
I know you'll miss me too;
But when tomorrow starts without me,
please try to understand,
that an Angel came and called my name,
and took me by the hand,
and said my place was ready,
in heaven far above,
and that I'd have to leave behind,
all those I dearly love.

But as I turned to walk away,
a tear fell from my eye,
for all life, I'd always thought,
I didn't want to die.
I had so much to live for,
so much yet to do,
it seemed almost impossible,
that I was leaving you.

I thought of all the yesterdays,
the good ones and the bad,
I thought of all the love we shared,
and all the fun we had.

If I could relive yesterday,
just even for awhile,
I'd say goodbye and kiss you
and maybe see you smile.

But then I fully realized,
that this could never be,
for emptiness and memories,
would take the place of me.

And when I thought of worldly things,
I might miss come tomorrow,
I thought of you, and when I did,
my heart was filled with sorrow.

But when I walked through heaven's gates,
I felt so much at home.
When God looked down and smiled at me,
from His great golden throne,

He said, "This is eternity,
and all I've promised you".
Today for life on earth is past,
but here it starts anew.
I promise no tomorrow,
but today will always last,
and since each day's the same day,
there's no longing for the past.

But you have been so faithful,
so trusting and so true.
Though there were times you did some things,
you knew you shouldn't do.
But you have been forgiven
and now at last you're free.
So won't you take my hand
and share my life with me?

So when tomorrow starts without me,
don't think we're far apart,
for every time you think of me,
I'm right here, in your heart.

the one with "nooooooo"

2008-08-20T14:28:00.001+08:00

nooooooooooo~~~~~~

i would never have thought .. (fill in the blanks)

now i'm in a ..(fill in the blanks)

(fill in the blanks)

the one with "the blower's daughter"

2008-07-22T18:41:00.001+08:00

And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is
The colder water
The blower's daughter
The pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?

I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind...
My mind...my mind...
'Til I find somebody new

the one with "courier"

2008-05-29T20:47:00.002+08:00

http://www.whats-your-vote.com/PrimeMinister/Poll.html

LOL. i happened to chance upon this website.
haha. i'm still thinking to put yes or no.
WHAT IF ITS A PRANK MADE BY LEE HSIEN LOONG!
tsk tsk tsk. haha.
government officials please do not come knocking on my door.
i'm just kidding! of course i think he's doing a good job.
but then again, i don't really know what he's really doing.
gosh, i feel so shy to be putting that down and calling myself a Singaporean.
i should pay more attention to local politics.

recently i've been around quite a number of pretty ladies. BECAUSE, i'm a courier now!! helping out my dad(who injured his arm, so he can't really carry heavy stuff). AND, not because singpost has a lot of preettyy ladies. but its because there are quite a number of pretty receptionist out there. but some of them....... pretty (stuck up). note the latter.

i don't really like people looking down on others, NOT THAT I FEEL CONDEMNED! but its just doesn't feel right when some receptionist can't even be bothered to look at you, or just say thank you, or just make a i-know-you-are-there noise!

doesn't really hurt your throat does it?

and this job's really really hard. my feet and muscles(yes i have some) are all aching! so guys/girls, please be nice to Mr. Postman!

i really need the weekend now!!!!!!!

just now i was watching some of City Harvest Church's song on youtube. quite alot of negative comments. saying like "ITS A CULT CHURCH!!!!" "ALL HAIL SATAN!!" this kinda shit. how do you call a church a "cult church". and i really sincerely believe that those people who think that way are just merely being conformed by those who have really been to the church itself and didnt like the way they do things. hearsay. AND i probably have the right to say that because i was in there for 6 years and now i'm not there anymore.

but to each his/her own. you like certain stuff, and someone likes other certain stuff.

blabberings.

the one with "the transexual"

2008-04-27T11:33:00.003+08:00

"There's Something About Miriam is a reality television show filmed in 2003 and originally aired in the United Kingdom on Sky One in February 2004. Hosted by Tim Vincent, it featured six men wooing 21-year-old Mexican model Miriam without revealing that she was a transwoman until the final episode."
wikipedia

imagine if your partner suddenly tells you he/she's a transsexual
would you be able to take it?

anyway, the guy who won at the end didnt accept it. he claims that he couldn't go out with a girl/guy that lies. bull.
i bet he just didn't wanna date a trans.

putting myself in his shoes i'd have to say..
i probably say the same as well. ITS TOO WEIRD!!!

"A British reviewer noted, "The whole premise of There’s Something About Miriam was not a celebration of transgendered life. It was designed to elicit horror from the winning contestant discovering that his dream date had a penis.""

the one with "i've grown quite a bit"

2008-03-26T02:03:00.002+08:00

just the other day i was on my way to work,
i overheard this conversation with a 17-18ish girl and a guy,
she said,"now i'm taking private Os, if i fail dunno how already,
actually also not i wanna study la. my parents force me to study.
if they didnt force me i also dont wanna study already la."

i was thinking," WTH!"
there's so many unfortunate kids in the world who dont even have the chance to study! lets not talk about whether they want to study or not, say the most extreme cases like in africa, they probably dont even have a proper school in those villages! singaporean kids are like so fortunate but most of us wont see it till something like bad happens.

then i realize that, maybe i havent' grown alot, but i've grown quite a bit.

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Pledge to go fur-free at PETA.org

please watch it! i bet you wont last the entire video.
btw, i couldn't make it to the end.
its too sick. those people should be dealt the same way.
sick bastards.

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the other day i was thinking about my life and my future career.
cuz i was really tired of this attachment. not because i dont like it. but i'm gonna spend my entire life doing this, i should have the stamina for it.

i dont know if its the people in the hospitality industries, but they always talk about having the passion and enthusiasm. PASSION and ENTHUSIASM. those are really strong words. in the dictionary, the put passion with "the sufferings of martyr". ask me if they're strong words.

passion:
1. any powerful or compelling emotion or feeling, as love or hate.
2. strong amorous feeling or desire; love; ardor.
3. a strong or extravagant fondness, enthusiasm, or desire for anything: a passion for music.
4. the object of such a fondness or desire: Accuracy became a passion with him.
5. an outburst of strong emotion or feeling: He suddenly broke into a passion of bitter words.
6. the sufferings of a martyr.

that kept me thinking for some time.
do i really have the passion? do i?
know what? i couldn't find an answer.

at least i was sure that i didnt hate being on the front line of service!
but i'm really not sure if i have what it takes to last me my entire life.

i have a dream, a dream to set up my own restaurant and pub kinda thing, with live music and all. makes me feel that i have to work the service line to get enough experience to make the cut. i know i have quite a good standard(from guest comments and my superiors). but do i really have to?

i realize from my attachment that i really didnt loathe office jobs as much as i thought i would. is that a sign?

you know i'm not getting any younger. i'm NOT SURE if i still have enough time to try out other lines. if i ever do, i'd have to start all over and over and over again. that's what's so sickening.

i guess i'd just have to wait and see.

sigh.

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to yisheng and chien,

i really like those chilling sessions with good wine and cigars. not to mention good company. really let me slow down for the week and think about stuff i wouldn't have a chance to think about. but i just have ONE qualm.

CHIEN, DONT KEEP WAKING ME UP IN WEE HOURS.

love you guys!

of course i love the other people who are reading, and not reading as well!

the one with "eh..?"

2008-03-09T16:03:00.002+08:00

you cant believe everything's your fault, unless you also believe you're all powerful.

i had a dream, i hope it was a deja vu.

i like the kid that lip sync the last line of chorus!

the one with "all the valentines"

2008-02-16T00:48:00.001+08:00

talk about a bad valentines.

i realised no matter how how how mad and angry i am.
i cant make that anger last for more than 1 night of sleep!

the one with "things i heard at the coffeeshop"

2008-01-31T13:47:00.000+08:00

stuff you'd expect to hear at the kopitiam(coffeeshop)

-man answering phone: "oei! leh-bit(rabbit) ar! wa see cowboy ar!"
weird nicknames.

-guy buying cigarettes: "auntie, one Marlboro ice mint." auntie:"oei sai, one MABOLO ICE CREAM!!"

the one with "you sound like you're working in a hotel.."

2008-01-30T16:47:00.000+08:00

i'm sick!! not because i'm smoking too much mel.

well maybe they worsen it. but shouldnt be la.

anyway. i've been sick for like 4 days already! yipee.
went to the polyclinic today to get a mc and i got 2! yay.
note the enthusiasm.

okay, so i went to the poly. head to the receptionist. she tried to hit on me saying i was a neighbour and that i must say hi to her next time i see her around. went into the room. doc ask what's wrong. i told him what's wrong. then he went.. "you working in a hotel?" in fact. i'm not sure if he was asking or was he making a statement.

so i said "ya. you have my record?"
which i dont remember filling up a application form at the polyclinic asking what was i into.

so he replied "ya, you sound like one."

!?@#$@#$%@

does all hoteliers sound nasal(because of my blocked nose)?

really.

or is it that all hoteliers work so hard that they keep falling sick and need to get MCs. so there's a "actual" statistic saying 50% of the people who go to the polyclinic MUST be a hotelier. so like any doctor can just guess. "oh are you working in a hotel?" "you working in a hotel RIGHTTTT."

or is it that i spoke too politely.

LOL. anyway......

that doctor was pretty crappy by the way. i told him i had trouble breathing at night and that i was diagnosed with mild asthma when i was young. and he went "no la, nothing wrong." !? i went "ookkkaayyyy" then he went "okay i'll give you ventolin. you know how to use?" "i dunno" "like that i give you some tablets."

Q#$%#$%@#$%@ what the hell right. lol.

machiam he dunno how to use also . then cannot teach me how to use. haha.

okay thats about it! cyall soon!

the one with "movies movies!!!"

2008-01-08T17:09:00.000+08:00

HOLIDAYYSSSS!!

yay! after quite some time!
but its starting to bore me.
hahaha.

i recently just found out about this guy called Quentin Tarantino!
super cool! i forgot how i chanced upon him!
but he's movies are god damned good! well, MOST of them are!

the past 2 days were movie days!
i've watched a few movies! some good some really good some really boring!

okay,

1)suicide club - as the name states. its really sick ! its one of the first movie that made me frown within the first 4mins or so! but i dont really get the film! either its the subtitles that are screwed or the film's just difficult to understand. japanese films are not really gory, the effects are bad. not comparable to saw series if yer thinking about it. but the story line's quite okay!

2)natural born killers - okay okay! very artsy. quite gory. not the expected ending. worth watching! by queintin tarantino!

3)grindhouse deathproof - morbidly funny! and pretty sick. again by queintin tarantino, so its a little artsy!

4)grindhouse planet terror - a little too cliche for my liking! its the resident evil themed! zombies infection. but its better than resident evil. and i think this show came out in 1994 or 1993 so if i've watched that first i'd have thought that resident evil's crap. just like prison break and shawshank redemption. shawshank came out first, but its a 1980s film, so most youngster wont know about it. same idea as prison break. and its rated top film in history at imdb.com

5)hostel 2 - gory. a little better than hostel. its written by queintin tarantino btw!

6)battle royale - REALLY SICK SHOW. its a japanese film. watch it! about some kids going over to an island and then killing each other and only 1 kid can escape the island. but he has to kill everyone else! japanese are weird. they have all these sick ideas but then the effects and quality of the films they make are quite crappy.

7)music and lyrics - lol. i didnt catch it at the cinema, its pretty good! i got sick of all the sick movies so i lightened it up by watching this!

8)pulp fiction - BORING!!! either i was tired, which i dont think i was, or it was really boring! i actually slept half way. its the #6 film in history at imdb.com

9)lots of southpark!!!! - really good. hhahahaha. one of the FEW cartoons i like.

10)lots of house!!! - i like his sarcasm.

okay! thats about it! i wanna write about my new year resolutions actually. but i'm a lil lazy to think about resolutions now! okay! talk to you soon everyone!

ps:most films stated above are probably banned in singapore, so you gotta do what a man's gotta do(you know what)!

the one with "what i want"

2007-12-24T16:04:00.000+08:00

what i want for christmas?

hmm

i dose of lily allen!!! HAHA.

i like how she sticks out her tongue discreetly.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! HOHOHO!

the one with "my alien theory"

2007-12-08T20:44:00.000+08:00

i have a new theory.
please note that its just a theory(dont go all hostile with me).

the other day i was watching national geography.
some documentary about how there is or isnt life outside this planet called earth.

and then they made a very good point about how because earth's so young, there is no doubt that other planets which are older could have evolved earlier and better than us! and we are not frequently visited by them because we're a young planet, therefore of no importance to them.

for example, we wouldnt care about an ant that's crawling around the patch of grass infront of your house.

but sometimes, we create small houses that contain poisonous food inside to lure the ants to eat it and then die.

is anyone getting me?

soo..

i was thinking. maybe some joker(alien) decided to create something for us to believe in! like the idea of God! you see, because of the alien's intelligence, they are able to create something thats beyond what we can imagine.

maybe some would say "oh then how do you explain all the miracles that has happened?"

couldnt it be the work of the aliens created this whole "myth"?

"oh and what about the bible and how it explains almost everything?"

again, couldnt it be the work of the aliens?

then again the aliens didnt say anything about themselves in the bible. is it something they wanna hide?
the bible did talk about aliens but they used it to describe other people from other regions(i think so).

but then again (again) you cannot deny that there must be a God or an alien or something that created this universe. and also that God or alien or that something couldnt just have existed. how did he or it came in the first place?

okay. anyway.
i watched the golden compass the other day! my friends said there was some bad reviews about the show in the newspaper. but then i find it okay la! i really like those shows that portray an entirely new world! like harry potter and lord of the rings! its so cool. oh and pokemon!! hahahaha. if i were living in the world of the golden compass, i'd like to have a white tiger demon!! so so cool. if i were living in the world of harry potter, i think i wanna be.. a unicorn! and if i were to be in the world of lord of the rings. i wanna be a white wizard!

i have the urge to watch "the pianist"!
and i wanna watch music and lyrics! anyone has the dvd!?

okay buhbye now!

the one with "growing up!"

2007-11-16T22:13:00.000+08:00

today i went to my hotels dialogue,
i feel so grown up!
like facing reality and facing the problems which adults face and also relating to them! its so cool(i know i sound like a kid)!

haha. they talked about pay pay pay pay bonus bonus bonus bad canteen food bad canteen food maternity leave unpaid blah blah.

i remember how my teacher(i forgot which one) told me to do this job with the passion. use passion as your drive to excel. then i was thinking. obviously not many people working in the hotel's driven with the passion or the flare.

ahh. you see. when you're grown up, no matter how much passion or how much you love love love your job, money still does matters! the ability to put food on the dinner table is now your first priority. its no longer whether you love your job or not.

thats why i told myself to enjoy this remaining time i have at interns.

just the other day, there's this staff committee meeting, about staff welfare and other stuff. staff activities etc.
no one from the front office wanted to go up cuz they were all had more important things to go about. lol. so the chief concierge ask me to go up so i'd gain more exposure.

at first i was like yay!
then when i was about to go into the meeting room,
i was like shit.

lol.

so i knocked the door, then announced that i was representing the front office dept.
they all looked at me like "who's this guy?!" LOL.

then i went "hi, my name's jonathan i'm a trainee."
you can see how humiliated they looked!
if i were one of the managers sitting there, i'd be thinking
"okaaaayy, front office send a trainee........ thats so blatant. they think this meeting isnt important! f them."

LOL. anyway.
i just sat there and listen until they ask me for my young man's opinion!
cuz they 're all old old people
like 30 to 50
LOL.

the beginning really felt awkward but then as it progressed it got better!

okay. last night i had one of the weirdest dreams.
me and a friend( one i didnt really like) were squatting along my school's corridor.
then my GM of the hotel came about. he was this really stern looking man. rather uptight and cant crack a proper joke kinda guy.
so he was walking pass, and then his handphone rang..........

to the tune of "crank that"(R&B song).

lol. what the hell. its so funny la!
i remembered someone told me that what you dream of is actually what you most desire.

wth. why would i want my gm's phone to be ringing to the tune of crank that soulja boy! LOL.

okay, if someone told you "if you and someone else are the only two guys around, i'd choose you!"

would you feel happy or sad. LOL. happy cuz you got chosen. sad cuz only when there are ONLY you and the other guy left, THEN you'll get chosen.

my friends told me that. i really hope they meant it as a compliment. LOL.

okay good night guys!

HELLO MEL!!!!

the one with "better than me"

2007-11-12T20:04:00.003+08:00

"I told myself I won't miss you
But I remember
What it feels like beside you
I really miss your hair in my face
And the way your innocence tastes
And I think you should know this
You deserve much better than me"

the one with "tell me"

2007-11-02T02:02:00.000+08:00

tell me what makes you special
and what sets you apart
and then i'll show you
what you're missin out.

the one with "cashier"

2007-10-30T17:24:00.000+08:00

why's cash spelt this was and the person who mends the cash not called casher but cashier? are they trying to sound cool while taking care of the cash. like "hi i'm the cashee-yer"

haha anyway. i was the casheee-yer today.
when i found out that i was missing some cash my heart stopped.
i counted that drawer for like 1 hour. LOL.

but in the end the cash that i was missing appeared in my friend's drawer!

nonoonono not fun being a cashee-yer!
although i wouldnt deny that it sounded really cool.

HAHA.

crank that cashier boy!

THIS IS DAMN FUNNY IF YOU KNOW THE SONG.

the one with "the yeah yeah yeah song"

2007-10-17T16:27:00.000+08:00

nice song!!
super funny vid!

the one with " errrr...."

2007-10-06T01:27:00.000+08:00

"take a step closer and i'll cut myself!!" she screams. he stalls. then starts inching closer and closer. she lets out an uncanny howl. he cover his ears, but they were just too loud. falling on to the floor, he decided to reach into his pocket for the earplugs. puts it on. she knows it is over. he walks over calmly. puts his hand into the other pocket, took out a box. laughing sinisterly, he opens the box, takes out a mcnugget and started eating.

the end.

the whole goal of this story is that. to let you know that.

i feel like eating mcnuggets

the one with "the very long never post"

2007-09-30T23:26:00.000+08:00

the other day i was working(as a bellman). then i heard the pianist playing. it's so nice, so soothing in the midst of all the rush. then i remembered like how my mum will force me to practice piano, or how i'll dread going to piano lessons but she'll bring me and my sister there. sitting there for 2 hours, waiting for us to finish our lessons.

it really makes me wonder if i made the right choice giving up piano. i mean looking back now i really regret giving it up. the reason being i was too lazy. hate to practice.

i think my mom really loves piano. she loves richard clayderman(i dunno if i spelt it the right way). she even buys his CD! i really miss my mum.

like how she'd buy the "Land before time" tape cuz i love dinosaurs and i love that show! i use to watch it over and over again with my sister. even though we know what's gonna happen, we still watch it all the same.

my mum used to be really strict on me, like how i cant watch tv, or how i cant go out after school, or how even during the weekends i'm only limited to certain tv programmes. now i see why she does it.

there's this time where i didnt study for my exams, even though i had all the tuition classes, i still did badly. when my mum saw my results she actually cried while scolding me. i feel like i hated her at that time. but now. i really regret making her sad. should have done better.

but my biggest regret's probably how i never say how much i love her when she's still around. i know its too late. but i really hope she's reading my blog.

i really really miss you mummy! i wished you were still around. sending me to my piano lessons. scolding me for not doing well for exams. buying me stuff that i like. i just really wish i could wind back into time.

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ps.

you know what i wanted to do when i was young?

an astronaut!!
or at least studied the stars.

the one with "life's kinda mundane now"

2007-09-09T16:32:00.000+08:00

ahh.
its been .. lemme count....
long.

since i last blogged.
i guessed its just that i do the same ol' shit everyday!
excuse me for my french.

life's kinda mundane.
so i kinda do stuff so make myself happy.
okie, clean stuff people.
like the next few vids.
i find them entertaining to look at and also quite pleasant to the ears.

haha, aight. here's if you like mambo.

jump - pointer sisters(weird name, nice song)

girls just wanna have fun - cyndi lauper
THIS VID IS HILARIOUS. ESP THE HEAD PART.

hold me now - thompson twins(i quite like this song)

cruel summer - bananarama

love in the first degree - bananarama

i heard a rumor - bananarama

careless whisper - george michael

rock this party - Bob Sinclar(this is good)

bizzare love triangle - new order

okie, you probably wont watch everything
but i did watch everything. LOL.

btw, dbl o. is really cheap!
the drink's like super cheap.
but i dont really like the place. too many people people trying to dance a kinda dance that really takes up space.

k. see what i mean?
imagine.. 20 people doing this kinda dance!?
padang also not big enough lo.........
not say i dont like. but it looks like..
monkeys with really fast moving legs.

but some people really do it nicely.
(trying not to offend anyone)
no la i'm really okie with one or two people doing it.
not a million.

the one with "the emotional day"

2007-08-21T19:17:00.000+08:00

okie, the day before yesterday was kinda an emotional roller coaster.
sunday that is.

i started off my day, with my colleague's mom being on life support.
and dunno when going to go. and the worst part. her mom's in phillipines.
ya and she's here.

and then. irmah got engaged! she's 21 this yr.
but her birthday 's not over yet. so she's still officially the same age as me!
like what the...!!!
so young get married. alot of people when i told them,
ask me if its a shotgun kinda thing.
hello. my friend's very decent.
anyway. it makes me think that i'm really getting old.
seems surreal. haha. i still feel.. 10.

anyway.

then marielle yap mei shan left for canada to study.
as much as i want her to go do what she wants.
i dont want her to leave either!!
at first i wasnt that sad. as grace was saying she's just leaving for awhile.
then when she disappeared around the bend, it started to hit me how long i wont be able to see her. and how long i'm not able to just call her and go out for a meal or just talk.

anyway, i was still kinda bumbed. and then..

i think i caught e flu from joo.
then i got back and then i got fever.

and so i took a day off yesterday.
and i got diarrhoea.

ya.............. sad day.
haha.

anyway
I FORGOT WHERE I HEARD THIS SONG!!
its so nostalgic.
i think i sang it with dale.
so its either pst ulf or benny hinn.

its called hava nagila.
here's the lyrics so you can sing along! haha.
its in hebrew btw.

Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha

Repeat

Hava neranena, hava neranena
Hava neranena venis'mecha

Uru, uru achim
Uru achim belev same'ach

the one with "the smallest things"

2007-08-12T00:58:00.000+08:00

you know today i was looking thru the inhouse list.
and i saw this lady with the first name of..

DIKSHIT

OMG. I LAUGHED AND TOLD EVERYONE. HAHAHAHAHA
DIKSHIT!!!!!! what a name. its the funniest name ever.
then this guest had a problem, so she had to transfer to another hotel
so her friend(same room) was using the phone at the reception.

it went something like that
"yes me and my friend need a room there. my name's blah blah(i dunno her name)
and my friend's name is DIKSHIT. .. yes dikshit, d-i-k-s-h-i-t."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAA.
WTH!#%

LOL.
couldnt stop laughing.

and then there was this time where i saw this guy whose name is....

GURDEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIKE OMG. lol.
like "say my name" "GURDEEP" "how deep.."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

anyway.
you know like how simple things(not the above) can make me happy.

like if i find a piece of potato in my curry when i order prata.
or like how at burger kings when i'm eating onion rings and i find a piece of fries.
or like how it'll drizzle when i sometimes walk back home.
or when my burger has an extra big piece of chicken in it.
or when i order steak at botak jones and it has a layer of fat.

(ya, i noticed it's mainly food that'll make me happy)

my belly makes me happy. LOL.
anyway. i just wanna blog about happy stuff.
it makes me happy.
like peoples name and food.
they absolutely go in the same category in my dictionary of happiness now.

the one with "the most retarded dance vid"

2007-08-08T02:23:00.001+08:00

WATCH THIS. ITS RETARDED. BUT SUPER FUNNY. LOL

the one with "the most retarded dance vid"

2007-08-08T02:23:00.000+08:00

the one with "the war"

2007-08-06T01:57:00.000+08:00

"War is when thousands of people, that dont know each other, fight and kill, because of the Orders of Two people that know each other, but dont fight and kill."

my favorite church praise.

some funny fast food song. LOL.

WHEN PEOPLE FROM THE 70S WATCH THIS, DO THEY REALLY THINK ITS COOL OR FUNNY.
ITS HILARIOUS LA!!!!!!!! LOL

the one with "the nightmare"

2007-08-01T14:39:00.000+08:00

i dunno whhyy but recently i've been having nightmares.
you know. those kind that are not exactly scary when yer awake.
but then its really frightening when yer in the dream.

anyway.
there's this day, where i had this nightmare.
i was sitting on the dinning table. it was a long one, not that kinda circle one.
it was made of wood. very rustic.
there was a candle in the middle.
and there was lots of food.

ANYWAY, i dont really know e people at the table.
they were mainly ang mor.
only one that i see before.
he's the guy from the tv series "heroes". the policeman that could read people's mind.
and then he look lonely. for some unapparent reason.
okie, then..

he started playing with the candle, AND HIS HAND CAUGHT FIRE!!!
he dont look like he's in pain or what. which is strange(normal in the dream).
and then the strangest part. he took out an aerosol spray and claims it'll sooth the fire.
but no one was actually listening. everyone was engage in their own
conversation. i was the only one aware of the whole situation.

in the dream, i was like oh okie. something i didnt know. (not sarcastically btw)

and then he sprayed on his hand, but wait wait wait.

his face caught fire. LOL.
i was flabbergasted.

anyway, i'm sick now. down with tonsil infection.
had fever yesterday. bad cough and super runny nose.
so take care everyone.
if you wanna take MC or what.
please, feel free to visit me.

the one with "getting old"

2007-07-27T16:02:00.001+08:00

CHRIS YER RIGHT.

we're getting older.
tsk.

i just realised i've been called uncle 4 times this month.
this is serious.

VERY.
I LOOK LIKE UNCLE MEH?! WAHLAO.
you know, kids i dont really really mind la(i really do).
but the worst is when moms or dads ask their kid to call me uncle.
I KNOW A FEW OF YALL ARE LAUGHING!
wait till someone calls you auntie or uncle.

unless you really are la.
haha.

anyway. i got to know this singer thru jolene.
nice.

the one with "my dream"

2007-07-24T15:01:00.000+08:00

just the other day i had one of the weirdest dreams ever.
okie, it goes like this.

chienchien just moved to vietnam. she's staying in HDB flats la.
so me and irwan wanted to visit her there.
the next thing we were in a car, then we drove past some house.
some claimed that its a hospital and they made use of dogs to run the hospital.
then he(i dunno who, but he's in the car) said that the hospital would tie a stick on each front paw
then the dogs would stand on their 2 hind legs and they would perform operations on patients like that.

(ya, its a dumb dream)

then when we pass by that hospital, i really did see alot of dogs, but they were on fours. not twos.
LOL.

then next scene, still at vietnam. chien, irwan and me,
we were looking for either chien's brother or cheow joo.
in the dream i was in love with cheow joo. LOL.
and then.. we were all frantic and all. the place surprisingly looks really like singapore.
HAHA.

then we didnt find chien's bro, but i dunno if we were looking for him or not.
then at the ending scene, cheow joo was just coming back home from her jog.
i think she stays near chien at vietnam.

ya okie, that's my dream.

2007-07-07T16:40:00.000+08:00

life at the hotel certainly hasnt been easy.
you get screwed by the guest. and also your bosses. tsk

i wanna talk about this girl at the recept.
we(me and peralta) call her AG. alien grasshopper
cuz she really look like that!
she's like the biggest biggest f*cker at the reception la.
act nice at first then after that get worse
stupid fucking attitude.
then still complained to one of my GSM
that i was being rude to her!?
WTH.

the one with "so busy"

2007-06-26T15:18:00.000+08:00

i've been like so freaking busy lately! like so so soso busy.

apparently singapore national team and australia's national soccer teams are staying with amara.
and i got ALL THEIR ROOM NUMBERS!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA.

anyway.
work's a lil terrible.
there's this colleuge, indian(i'm not sterotyping)
she's very evil la. keep asking me to do this do that.
imagine i busy with my stuff. then she's at the other counter
dunno doing what. then she can shout at me ask me to bring her a stapler.
DAMN. i just continue doing my job.
then she say just throw to her can already.

okie, today's my off day.
tml's my OT off day.
but apparently i got called back to work.
LOL. whats the whole point of taking OT off then ask you go back work!?
haha.

oh ya, i went to jet's concert!
very little people, feels like a private concert. LOL.
people there arent very enthusiastic.
but the music was superb
in fact i think their live music's much better than the album ones.

okie, everyone should go read chris's blog.
i think its really good. LOL.

the one with "videos you might wanna check out"

2007-06-17T21:42:00.000+08:00

Videos you might wanna watch if you have the time.

Happened in Universiti Pertanian Malaysia (UPM). A group of Malay students acting like a babaric bullying a group of Chinese students. The Chinese students was believe to set up a counter for charity without permission. But the babaric act was uncall for.

this vid really pisses me off. but i shall not sterotype.

Chinese phantom of the opera.

quite funny right.. lol.

steven lim

this got my laughing, for qutie some time. haha.

some boy band. the music's pretty bsb and a1! hahahahaha.

these girls appeared on LIFE newspaper cuz they had alot of friends online.

i think i watched this vid like a few mil years back.

the one with " police"

2007-06-17T01:15:00.000+08:00

LOL.
just on thursday
nicolle, peter, nieki, chunteng, christobel and me
we went to caribbean to celebrate shander's birthday.

then after drink quite a bit(maybe only me)
we decided to go mos. then cant go in cuz nieki not enough age

so someone thought that dragonfly was more slack on the age limits.
so we went
took a cab. me nieki nicolle and peter shared a cab.

then sekali sekali..

WE GOT STOPPED BY THE POLICE ROAD BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!

it was so exciting. and then cuz i was high.
i was quite hyped when the police stopped us! LOL.
yes weird.

HAHAHAHA.
peter didnt bring his student pass or passport.
so he produced his school pass.
then the police man ask if he's a illegal immigrant!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA.
then then..
me and nicolle wanted to take pictures(cuz we were never stopped before.)

the policeman says it's not allowed.
LOL.

anyway. then we went there then cannot then went back home.
the highlight of the whole day was being stopped by the police. haha.

on my way back just now. there was this freaking big croach in the lift.
then it was like running around la! those who know me would prob know
i'm freaking scared of croaches.
so i pressed the lift to 12 floor then let the door close.
then suddenly someone press the lift door open again.
it was this cute girl.
then i went..

me: there's a croach inside.
her: where?! (looks around)
me: got.
her: no more already! you wanna go up now?

i find her answer freaking cute la. "you wanna go up now?"
anyway, she is my cute neighbour i blogged really really earlier on.

her name's lucia. nice name huh.
but i think harriet's nicer.

the one with "my first day at F/o"

2007-06-11T15:22:00.002+08:00

the other day i was talking to this malaysia guest(she's pretty hot)
she brought her incredibly cute daughter along!
her name is miah. i think.

lol.
anyway. she told me if i ever get a chance to go to malaysia, call her!

i was like okie(cuz she's quite hot)!
then when she left the lounge, she said she'll come back to gimme her number
sekali, closing already still havent come !!

so i thought okie. maybe she was just bluffing me. LOL.
next day i was on leave.

then yesterday when i went back to work, there was a message for me.

LO AND BEHOLD AND A MIGHTY HEY HO.
she left me her house number and phone number.

LOL. anyway, that's about it.
i've got a feeling she wants to get me laid and be a "small white face"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

yesterday, rina told me i had a sexy body.
i was like WHAT THE FUUCCKKK!!!!?(LOL)
I'M A FREAKING FAT DUDE! JUST THAT I'M WEARING
A BLAZER. IT COVERS THE FAT!! TSK .. TSK.. TSK..

no i didnt say that to her. i changed the topic.
lol.

i think she wants me laid as well.
i think its the suit.

the one with "the grossest film"

2007-06-10T01:58:00.000+08:00

i just watched saw3.
omg. its like SO FREAKING GROSS.

i love this kinda movies, blood gore.

but this film is .. almost the limit.
you know, i can stand watching a live human autopsy.
and still find it both amusing and amazing.

but this show right.. i cant stand.
too gross.

anyway, sidetrack.
i was playing ms. and then there was this really really horny girl
who came to talk to me.
and then she started talking dirty.
and she's only like 15. and attends church.
wth right.
anyway.
i really like her name..

she's called harriet.
cool right..

the one with "michael buble"

2007-06-09T19:47:00.000+08:00

if i were your vampire..

the one with "stuff about me"

2007-06-06T00:26:00.000+08:00

there's this guest who was about to leave the other day
he said,"i can tell that you'll be successful one day! i just told my friend there(pointed to his friend)!"
and then he smiled and just left

haha. isnt that sooo cool.
anyway, amen to that.

okie here are some stuff that you might not know about me.

PLACES I WANNA GO IN THIS LIFE TIME

PARIS

SWITZERLAND

STUFF THAT I WANNA DO BUT DONT HAVE THE TIME YET

Bagpacking

Ballroom Dancing (yeah, haha..)

Mountain Climbing

THE PLACES I WANNA STAY IN THE FUTURE

okie, thats it for today
oh ya i just bought marilyn manson's new album called "eat me, drink me"

WOO!

the one with "after miss universe 2007"

2007-06-01T17:45:00.000+08:00

JAPAN WON.
i mean i'm glad that the person winning's an asian.
but i think that she's not the best in there. LOL.
maybe thats why i'm not a judge.

i really really think that korea should win..
TSK.

she's GORGEOUS!

and i think that last year miss japan should have won.
LOL. i know i'm late by a year.
she got second if you remember.

SHE'S GWAD DAMN PRETTY la.......... how could she have lost..

anyway.
i think everyone should buy michael buble's new album!
ITS REALLY GOOOOD!

and i'm going to jet's concert!!!!!!!!!!

YAY~

the one with "at the end of the bell"

2007-05-28T00:59:00.000+08:00

today marks the end of bell hoping.
why do they call it bell hoping anyway.. we dont hop around. do we?

made a few good friends.
in fact quite a number.
it feels kinda great knowing that where ever you walk,
there'll be someone acknowledging you.
like a simple hi bye kinda thing.

i figured i better be really friendly since i have to go to all the depts
LOL.
its easier to live with a few hi bye friends rather than a few enemies.
haha.

i was just talking to someone about "time"
can you imagine a world without a concept of time?

no one would ever be late.
but then no one would be early OR on time.

watches will never be invented

will it be forever sunny or dark and gloomy.

if time can tell whether a friend's real or not.
so if there's no time. can we still tell who's real and who's not.

you'll not grow old.
but neither will you exist.

the one with "flipsdye - happy birthday"

2007-05-23T13:35:00.001+08:00

i like this song. its rather saddening. cuz its about abortion.

Flipsyde - Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday...so make a wish

Verse 1:
Please accept my apologies, wonder what would have been
Would you've been a little angel or an angel of sin?
Tom-boy running around, hanging with all the guys.
Or a little tough boy with beautiful brown eyes?
I payed for the murder before they determined the sex
Choosing our life over your life meant your death
And you never got'a chance to even open your eyes
Sometimes I wonder as a fetus if you faught for your life?
Would you have been a little genius in love with math?
Would you have played in your school clothes and made me mad?
Would you have been a little rapper like your papa da Piper?
Would you have made me quit smokin' by finding one of my lighters?
I wonder about your skintone and shape of your nose?
And the way you would have laughed and talked fast or slow?
Think about it every year, so I picked up a pen
Happy birthday, love you whoever you woulda been
Happy birthday...

Chorus:
what  I thought was a dream (make a wish)
Was as real as it seemed (happy birthday)
What I thought was a dream (make a wish)
Was as real as it seemed

I made a mistake!

Verse 2:
I've got a millon excuses to why you died
Bet the people got their own reasons for homicide
Who's to say it woulda worked, and who's to say it wouldn't have?
I was young and strugglin' but old enough to be your dad
The fear of being my father has never disappeared
Pondering frequently while I'm sippin' on my beer
My vision of a family was artificial and fake
So when it came time to create I made a mistake
Now you've got a little brother maybe he's really you?
Maybe you really forgave us knowin' we was confused?
Maybe everytime that he smiles it's you proudly knowin' that your father's doin' the right thing now?
I never tell a woman what to do with her body
But if she don't love children then we can't party
Think about it every year, so I picked up a pen
Happy birthday, love you whoever you woulda been
Happy birthday...

Chorus:
What I thought was a dream (make a wish)
Was as real as it seemed (happy birthday)
What I thought was a dream (yeah, make a wish)
Was as real as it seemed

I made a mistake!

And from the heavens to the womb to the heavens again
From the endin' to the endin', never got to begin
Maybe one day we could meet face to face?
In a place without time and space
Happy birthday...

From the heavens to the womb to the heavens again
From the endin' to the endin', never got to begin
Maybe one day we could meet face to face?
In a place without time and space

Happy birthday...

Chorus:
What I thought was a dream (make a wish)
Was as real as it seemed (happy birthday)
What I thought was a dream (make a wish)
Was as real as it seemed

I made a mistake...!

the one with "for the longest time"

2007-05-20T02:23:00.000+08:00

Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time

If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
What else could I do, I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened for the longest time

Once I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that happiness goes on
That's when you found me, when you put your arms around me
I haven't been there for the longest time

Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time

I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
And the greatest miracle of all
Is how I need you, and how you needed me too
That hasn't happened in the longest time

Maybe this won't last very long
But you feel so right
And I could be wrong
Maybe I've gone this far
And it's more than I'd hoped for

Who knows how much further we'll go on
Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances, I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there for the longest time

I had second thoughts at the start
I said to myself, hold on to your heart
Now I know the woman that you are
It's wonderful so far
And you're more than I'd hoped for

I don't care what consequence it brings
I have been a fool for lesser things
I want you so bad, I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for the longest time

the one with "jap kids dancing"

2007-05-19T00:33:00.000+08:00

i read theresa's blog!
she got this vid from youtube which is SUPER COOL!
KIDS DANCING!!!

ITS AWESOME I TELL YOU!
super amazed when i watched it.
next time my kids gonna learn how to dance when they're young! muahaha.

i like the second team, FAB*GEAR and this team called the W.E.D.A.M.

i like old school locking! haha.

go figure what my kids are gonna learn!

the one with "stairways to heaven"

2007-05-13T20:25:00.000+08:00

that day one of my friend told me where the word 'sadist' came from.
it came from a really sadistic guy name Marquis de Sade. LOL.

the root word's sade i guess.
anyway.

he was a erotic author. eh think he wrote some normal stuff.
i got a website that has some of his works.
its pretty lengthy.

its kinda difficult to understand.
i only read like a few lines. LOL.

anyway. the link.
http://supervert.com/elibrary/marquis_de_sade
http://www.horrormasters.com/Text/a0293.pdf

Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

the one with "bye housekeeping.. hello bell boys!"

2007-05-06T15:55:00.000+08:00

my days at housekeeping are finally over.
i might change my mind on using the word finally. haha
its kinda bitter sweet la. the last few days were a storm.

both good and bad.
eh..

the 2nd last day, my supervisor bought subway!
then we share la. all the aunties and me. its so funny to look at them eat.
cuz they never eat before. then they're like wows and woahs.
HAHA.
SUPER FUNNY I TELL YOU.

from left to right: auntie yiplan, auntie ah heong, and auntie seu moi. LOL. auntie seu moi telling the rest how there are alot of vegetables.

auntie yiplan realised i'm taking pictures. LOL. so she ask me not to take pictures. hahahahaaa.

then i was doing linen the last 3 days at housekeeping. it was pretty simple. matching the tops and bottoms with the same number. then count the linen that the maid bring down. replenish their stock(most tiring part). the linens in bundles are pretty heavy! haha. and i learnt how to sew!!!! hahahahahaha!!!

i know i'm twenty.

i bet alot of people dont know how to sew yet. OR they think they know but in fact they dont. haha.

anyway. the first button i sew!! haha!

the second. ya. thats my finger. i stiched it to the clothe.

yesterday i went to watch spiderman3. with my real sister. and my big sister ( my nanny's daughter).
then in the afternoon before the show we went for FISH & CO. LOL. not that i like it there. its just a craving kinda thing. haha. my real sister didnt go.

spiderman3 was ok ok. i think its rather overrated. creating all the buzz might not be a good thing sometimes. haha. apparently.

i think its worth a 3.5/5 star.

then i went to my nanny's house for dinner!!!
the food my nanny cooked it SO GOOD SO GOOD.
she cooked my favorite dishes!!! bah kut teh and curry!!

it looks so good even in pictures.

i think you cant really see. but the pork is so evenly spread with fats! and the soup is spicy! DELICIOUS i'd say!

anyway.
i'm lazing at home now.

shaun just asked me go eat botak jones. i want!
but i told my dad i'll eat with him already.
shaun always ask me damn late one la. tsk.

tomorrow marks the start of less smoking breaks!
bell hop! here i come!!! yay~ tips tips tips.

the one with "0.07%"

2007-05-02T22:03:00.000+08:00

FINALLY HEROES!!!!
hahaha, the episode 0.07% is like super super NICE!!!

but i really think the fight between peter and sylar's TOO SHORT!!!
i cant wait for the next episode!
for those who havent watched or heard about it..

ITS WAY BETTER THAN 'LOST' OR 'PRISON BREAK'
although i like both.. but HEROES still better!!!

i seriously cant wait for the next episode..

aunties are mean.
just today i was answering calls and dispatching rooms to the maids for them to clean.
so i receive calls from the front desk people, the room supervisors and everyone else.
and its so freaking irritating cuz everyone scolds me.
FCUK! I'M JUST TRANSFERING INFORMATION!!!

its so fucked up when people shout at you thru the phone.
like its yall fault and all.

oh wells. i'm going to bell counter next wk!
there're no aunties there.

and there're a few people i know there from smoking breaks.
hahaha. and they're young! THANK GOD.
so hopefully it'll be better!

*FINGERS CROSSED*

maple's comin down on me again. i keep lagging out.

the one with "wild hogs"

2007-04-24T21:04:00.000+08:00

i went to watch wild hogs with hongchienchienvictorianicolle.

it was pretty retarded. abit like naked gun! LOL.
its that kinda show where after the whole movie, ALTHOUGH YOU LAUGHED A HELL LOT, you think back and realised you didnt know if the show's that dumb or is there an underlying meaning that you didnt catch.

story line rather cliche.
its the good-guys-will-win-and-the-bad-guys-go-boo-hoo kinda movie!

and the MOST MOST MOST funny part of the whole movie's when..
there's this scene. not say very funny la. then not much people laugh.
then got this old ah pek laugh laugh laugh until he choke! then cough cough!
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i find that freaking hilarious! but no one in the cinema laughed at that except me and hongchienchienvictorianicolle.

that was really the most funny part. then the second funniest part would have to be after the credits!!!
FREAKING HILARIOUS! gotta see it yourself.
overall.. its worth the $6.50 la. weekday watch.
definitely not that $9.50 weekend watch!!

i think it's worth a 3.5/5 stars.

then we had pasta at pasta mania!! ooooo love pasta!!
then we head to takashimaya to buy her granny some ankle socks.

WHERE GOT AH MAH WEAR ANKLE SOCKS ONE!?@#$

LOL. SO HIP.
i think my ah mah don even wear socks.
hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.

then head to kinokuniya(how to spell?!)
read some books. pretty fun.

anyway. the way i type like not very fun . but its that you-gotta-be-there kinda situation!

okie. thats all gotta sleep early tonight!
gotta wake up at like 4 45!!! damn.

the one with "target audience"

2007-04-22T19:47:00.000+08:00

Am i sorry to be alive
Putting my face in the beehive?
Am i sorry for booth and oswald, pinks and cocaine too?

the one with "updates"

2007-04-17T18:39:00.000+08:00

OKIE! BACK!!!

since monday(yesterday.lol)
i've been doing rooms!! CLEAN TOILET AND MAKE BED!!!
haha, but i havent clean any toilets yet! the auntie all ask me make bed nia!
but its difficult enough! haha.
and i just turned the beds today! SUPER HEAVY!!!!!!!
(yall remember why must turn bed? cuz if not the all guest sit one side the bed will out of shape!! ahhhhh...)
LOL. see i got pay attention in housekeeping class!!! LOL.

THE FIRST BED!!! it took me uber long. LOL.

the same room! very cosy right! its like with a good book you can just sit there and last the entire book without moving! haha.

corridor

today i did the club floor. the bed more difficult to make!! this is the first club house bed i made! haha.

oh ya anyway. today i went to photocopy some stuff for the admin(yes i do shit work(sai kang)). the machine really really VERY VERY FAST LA! haha. still can choose speed all one! hahahahaha. i dunno why i get tickled by this kinda thing. i smiled to myself when i get the machine to print at the fastest speed. lol.

THE machine

today i was on the train and i saw this indian couple.
they were looking so cute and loving la!
bring the grand child out. super cute also. lol.
and they look very loving together. like they'll hold hands
and like whisper whisper. super cute.
i wanna grow old like that! haha.

THE couple and kid.

LAST WK.
i did minibar. so what i did was in the morning,
we'll just go over all the rooms and check if the guest consumed anything from the minibar.
then in the afternoon, we'll sit in the office(not really)

LOL.

you'd think its cigar.

BUT NO ITS A...

PENCIL BOX!!! lol.

and wait for front desk to call us.
cuz when guest checking out they'll call us to go check if they consumed anything from the minibar.

oh no, the front desk paged!!! its room 701!!

waits for lift.

press 7 floor to get to 701. DUH.

Oh there 701.

slot in key card.

check for consumption.

call FO.

go back get the item that's missing and put it into the fridge!!

YAY~~~ the journey to 701. LOL.

cute right. smrinoff!! the so-called best brand of vodka.

remy martin, do you know its pronounced as REH-MAY MAR-TONGH not like REH-MI MAR-TIN. LOL. I THINK SO LA. my teacher say one.

gin.

johnny keep walking brand.

okie anyway.
yesterday i said something scary right!!
i realised the picture cannot really see. not clear.
but oh well.

the foot prints walking down the wall. this is like almost my ceiling. so its HIGH. dont ask me whether got people walk not. I DON THINK ANYONE WILL WALK DOWN THE WALL LA. haha.

close up of the footprint.

there's a handprint and some scribbles. my dad claims it is chinese words haha. it doesnt make any sense, it write wu(nothing, empty), something something. cant see properly.

a handprint. its around the size of my hand. its really clear on my wall!!

you know the titanic sex scene in the car? yea, this hand print looks smilar. its drag down side ways.

creepy huh.

random pictures.

this auntie super funny la. she always wear her specs like this when she not using. LOL..

m&ns!!! yay. happy colors! haha.

okie thats all.

the one with "lazy"

2007-04-16T17:24:00.000+08:00

i feel so freaking lazy to post anything now....

bad bad bad day..

REALLY REALLY BAD DAY.

anyway i just started cleaning rooms now!
its really tiring, but time kinda pass faster!
which is better and yet bad at the same time.
i really think that with my laziness i'll be best off living as a BOSS!

haha.

okie post the first bed that i made some other day!
and some other scary pictures which happened in my room.

TRUST ME.
its scary..

the one with "A for..?"

2007-04-11T19:12:00.000+08:00

today's almost the same as yesterday and the day before. LOL.

sounds boring........
the only difference is that i made more friends and...

i ate laksa!! SO LONG NEVER EAT LAKSA!!
i think the last time's at katong laksa! haha.

anyone wanna go soon??

anyway, i was at the saloon yesterday.
so there's this toddler, like around 2yrs..
then the auntie testing him english.
so the conversation went something like that..

auntie: boy ah.. A for what...?
toddler: A for AR PENG(duck rice)!!

?!!!$@#$ right...
then i realised he said APPLE.

the one wtih "second day"

2007-04-10T19:49:00.000+08:00

this morning i took a puff before going work at the yellow box.

this is the place. creepy.

and then i turned my head and saw this!

very TSK. human resource. TSK TSK TSK.

then this uncle came into the puffing place. then switch on something.
THEN i realised that...

THERE IS A FAN!!! YAY! cuz it was pretty hot there. LOL.
THANK GOD FOR HUMAN RESOURCE. lesser TSK.

and it was just above the creepy pictures. LOL.
how ironic for them to want people to stop smoking and still place a fan FOR THE COMFORT OF THOSE WITH SMOKE.

LOL.

anyway. work was the same. only today i handled more calls.
and weird people.
and.. collected some laundry for the laundry auntie.
she's really cute! like old cute. LOL.
very very old. i think 70 to 80 like that.
and she injure her hand or something.

okie more of my work place

the place where people get their uniforms. its a library!! you gotta push the whole shelf to get what you want. and its a lil heavy. haha. STRONG AUNTIES!!!

the sewing place.

then it was lunch. they still piled up food.
and worse still. got the sauce spill on my hand when they throw the food on my plate. TSK.

why do they do it anyway...

this guy super cute. when the supervisor talking to him right. he'll rest his hands on his HUGE tummy. LOL. and he's very nice cuz he kept smiling to me. hahaha.

okie THE GRAVITY ISSUE!!!
i think more and more people are confused bout gravity.

okie this is the current 'theory'. gravity pulls down stuff.

this is okie, you know.. people have their own opinion.

and my opinion is that is not GRAVITY PULLS YOU DOWN.
BUT THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING THAT PUSHES YOU DOWN FROM THE SKY!!!
YESSS A FORCE THAT PUSHES YOU DOWN!
now doesn't that make sense...

but some people just are confused on whether it pulls or pushes. LOL.
the guy who did this is screwed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
some up some down. WTH.

anyway. thats my day.

the one with "in the beginning"

2007-04-09T18:29:00.000+08:00

I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN FREAKING 30HOURS!!!!

i think i'll see how long i'll last before i fall! yay!
LOL. anyway!!!

my first day at attachment!!!

the prev night i couldnt freaking sleep. so i watched CHANNEL 5(i don have cable. LOL) from like 2 to 630. at first it was quite nice. like fear factor, then the apprentice, then guinness world records.(there's this guy, he can swallow a ring, a padlock, the key to the padlock. then after he swallow. he controls his esophagus to insert the key into the padlock, turns the key, put the ring thru the padlock, locks the padlock, and then take out the key. then coughs out the padlock WITH THE RING! and the coughs out again for the key!!! and IT COMES OUT DRY!!!!!!!! we should investigate this phenomenon.!!!)THEN after that the boring tv shows like revamping your house.. BLAH.

then i went to bathe
woo!
i reached BK(burgerking.. tsk) at like 830!
had breakfast.
went to report at 930.
then this guy comes in and allocate us to our department.
HE TOOK 2HOURS!#@$%
its like 7 person only. LOL.

anyway had lunch.

yes they just pile everything on top!!!
yer supposed to choose 1 meat 1 veg and 1 fish.
i chose everything. the auntie allowed. LOL.
it wasn't nice.. tsk tsk tsk.

then went for uniform fitting.
oh ya. i'm in housekeeping now! LOL.
cleaning rooms's my job!!
for now i'm just answering phone calls.
BUT as easy as it sounds. its like uber tough!!!!!!!!
REALLY!

and my locker they assigned me to, had slippers, some weird ball, 2 name tags, a BUNCH of Amara pens, and some Amara card thingy.

weird. that supposed to be MY locker.
TSK right!@#$

anyway. the housekeeping office was really fun!
all aunties. LOL.
my supervisor told me i'll grow fat in there.
the aunties just keep coming with lotsa food!
they gave me banana cake today! hohoho.
not my favorite but its nice of them!

my job is to pick up calls. so there are like 2 phones(THEY JUST KEEP RINGING NON STOP@!#@#$%@#$% BLOODY ****)

BLOODY PHONES.
when they ring i dont even know which to pick up@#$% LOL.
i picked up the wrong one a few times. hahaha.

anyway. i didnt know that the ID callers show the guest rooms and also guest names(cool huh), so there's this guest that called. requested to have 2 rooms cleaned. so i thought okie. must be front desk. so i asked "may i know who is this?(cuz i had to record it down)" the guest went "Dr. henderson" i went "(chuckles) huh?" SHE WENT AGAIN "Dr. Henderson." i said with disbelief,"okie. thank you!" *puts down phone* LOL. i realised it only when my supervisor told me. but she was kind enough to laugh it off and say its okie. haha.

okie. some pictures now.

my desk. NOT EXACTLY. but its like where i sit.

names of the technicians. i thought it was pretty funny. i meant the names. LOL.

some lost and found items(bread) LOL. how many days to keep before throwing away? 3 days! yes yes, we learnt that in textbook. i should have paid more attention in class. dang.

this is my supervisor. i think she's a miget. she's 28. and has one 4yr old. one almost 1yr old twins! HOW COOL!! her twin is one dragon one pheonix! LONG FENG TAI arh.

sidenote: do miget babies grow to be migets as well?

anyway. i'm gonna have my dinner, watch some amazing race, play some maple. then sleep!! yay!

tml start work at 10am!!!

i actually cant wait to start!!!!!!

the one with "last day"

2007-04-09T00:44:00.000+08:00

omg.

i cant believe i'm starting my attachment later!
like you know.
i studied in shatec for 2 whole freaking yrs just for this attachment and my cert!
i really hope i make it there.
hope i meet like good managers!

blah!

so excited yet so scared!

sidenote: do you know that double sunsets are possible in other solar systems? cuz usually stars exist as twins. unlike the sun. ANYWAY. cool stuff huh. LOL.
anyway don argue with me. NASA said so. not me. haha

wish me luck!

the one with "blah"

2007-04-08T02:15:00.000+08:00

very fierce.

trying to be fierce but fails miserably.

we're supposed to look cute. LOL.

i didnt have transparent cup and chinese newspaper! i only had one sausage left! so i made more eggs instead. hahhahahaahahahhaa.

the one with "papercuts"

2007-04-07T21:18:00.000+08:00

Papercuts by Nirvana
(written by kurt cobain. heh.)

When my feeding time
She push food through the door
I crawl towards the cracks of light
Sometimes I can't find my way

Newspapers spread around
Soaking all that they can
A cleaning is due again
A good hosing down

The lady whom I feel maternal love for
Cannot look me in the eyes
But I see hers and they are blue
And they cock and twitch and masturbate!

I said so (x3)
Nirvana (x6)

Black windows are paint
I scratch with my nails
I see others just like me
Why do they not try escape?

They bring out the older ones
They point at my way
The older ones come with lights
And take my family away

And very later I have learned
To accept some friends of ridicule
My whole existence was for your amusement
And that is why I'm here with you!

To take you
With me to
Your eyes ...

Nirvana (x8)

i think thats some powerful lyrics!